i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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