so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So. Much. Porn.
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