Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
