i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
