If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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