belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I forget how to act sober
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