I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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