Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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