you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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