would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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