The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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