Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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