It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My feet surprised me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
