Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
