Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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