If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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