he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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