When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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