fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm too high and old for this...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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