It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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