ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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