Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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