Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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