girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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