you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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