I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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