Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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