the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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