Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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