Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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