I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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