just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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