Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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