The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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