Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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