Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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