youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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