You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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