he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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