it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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