oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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