it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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