...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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