The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As shirtless as possible
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
