What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just had sex on a roof
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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