Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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