Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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