nut hugger
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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