Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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