i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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